1. I don't care what's been taken from your room. Coming into the front office, slamming both your hands down on the counter in front of other guests and making my desk clerk cry by yelling and calling her a few choice words will not put me in the best of moods. Nor will demanding to accompany me to the lost and found, because there is no way in all of the levels of hell that I'll be going ANYWHERE alone with you, so you can just go stand in the corner of the lobby and glare at everyone until I get back. And, if that name you gave me, the one you said was your wife's? If she *does* turn out to actually be an assistant to one of our corporate managers, you can bet your ass I'll be letting that office know you scared off a family of five over a freaking beach towel.
2. To the darling little retired judge, you're awesome. I want to be like you when I'm 80. Thank you for calming my desk clerk down while I was out finding that twit's towel.
3. Dear Goddess, people! Yes, we allow pets to stay for free, making everyone traveling with their pet love us, but please do NOT put your dog on the counter! It makes me want to scrub it with rubbing alcohol once you leave. I love dogs, but damn.
4. I understand that Todd, our bossman, is out sick and thus we have to pitch in to cover his shifts. I also understand that none of us actually want to give up our days off to do this, but if you're going to call in sick to avoid the extra work, at least be smart enough to realize you could not have possibly caught what T has. The man had a small heart attack.
5. Dad's breathing on his own. :)
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