1. Lady, I hope you're on drugs, drunk, or at the very least sick. 'Cause damn. I tell you your total is $50.59, you have $55.00 in your hand, and you tell me you don't have enough money because you don't have $0.59. Um, yeah. Just give me the freaking money and I'll do the thinking for you, okay? And do me a favor, yeah? Do not to drive in my parking lot. Just walk to your room. It's just right over there.

2. People in 234? I've warned you twice now. If you don't settle down, quit jumping around, and yelling at the television (or whatever the hell you're yelling at), I'm calling the cops. I get one more complaint, I call the cops. It's that simple. I just hope you realize I'm serious. And anyway. Blaming it on your two year old when it's 1:30 am? SO not cool. Really. Just stop.

3. "I ain't never heard of hotels charging tax before." Yeah. Because having to pay tax on something you pay for? Unheard of! *rolls eyes*

4. Yes, that door is locked. The sign on it saying that the lobby closes at 11:00 pm and to please use the night window is not just there for interesting decoration. Please stop looking at me and trying to open the door before looking back at me. It makes me truly start to doubt the public school system.

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Either stupid people are out in droves tonight, the moon's full early this month, or I'm PMS'ing. I'm going with the latter on principle, but that first one is looking more and more promising.

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Thank God I'm off tomorrow.