Dear Idiot just checking into room 103,

Stupidity is not a handicap! Park elsewhere!

Thank you,
Your rather friendly for being so pissed off GM

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So I have yet to find a replacement for Carl. I have one housekeeper interested in moving up to the desk, but since I'm down four housekeepers (two just stopped showing up, one quit because I told her she couldn't have Saturday off because we were short staffed and at 100% occupancy, and the other was having difficulties with her pregnancy and her doctor put her on bed rest), I can't move her up to desk until I get at least one more housekeeper. Keep your fingers crossed for me, please.